Saturday, July 16, 2011

I think Kobe Bryant roofied Mia



Last wed Mia needed a night of drinking after horribly failing her test. We hooked up with Chewy and GinoRocks and headed to Resorts World. After stopping by to check out Opus, we hooked up with Tanya and her friends and walked over to Republiq. The word was that Kobe Bryant was in the VIP, and wanted girls in there to drink w/ him. Cameras and camera phones were strictly not allowed cuz apparently he had brought two trannys with him. (I can't actually confirm they were transexuals, but they were ugly and Kobe seems like the ladyboy type). Tanya was able to get Mia in the VIP where she met Kobe and freeloaded on his champagne. We left about half an hour later and Mia passed out in the car and woke up the next day with a huge hangover. So I did the math... Mia gets a drink from Kobe Bryant, a known sex offender, passes out, and has a huge hangover... KOBE BRYANT ROOFIED MIA.